Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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