are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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