dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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