At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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