Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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