sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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