sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
dude i'm inner monologue high
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
