It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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