this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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