you would pick up someone in the library
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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