therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm sobbing to NWA
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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