I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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