watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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