THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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