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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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