Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking