She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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