Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
it hurts more in the daytime
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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