i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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