Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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