i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
