tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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