am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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