Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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