I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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