we made out on top of his cat.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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