Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
