super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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