what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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