did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I need water and some morals
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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