Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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