in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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