ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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