David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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