these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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