its not stalking. its research.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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