it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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