So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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