i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My hand turned me down
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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