So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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