i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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