Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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