how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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