We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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