This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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