She's JV to your varsity
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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