Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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