I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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