Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
