she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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