Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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