You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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