if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i think im in europe. pls send help
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